WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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