I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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