Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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