I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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