best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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