he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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