why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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