I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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