she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
