Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.