is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal