I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come