You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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