so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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