im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
