just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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