Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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