we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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