Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You were trust falling into bushes
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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