Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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