Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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