you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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