I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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