I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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