Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well you can't waste a boner
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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