that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My penis needs a shock collar
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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