did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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