he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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