Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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