David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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