She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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