Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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