the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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