two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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