why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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