If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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