if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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