I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I wish you could order shots online.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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