Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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