Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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