Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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