Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
