i may or may not be watching the land before time
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My penis needs a shock collar
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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