Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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