you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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