does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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