just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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