Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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