Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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