THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Please don't give away my fajitas
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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