I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
