I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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