"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Holy shit dude........stairs
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