white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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