i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Pooping to opera.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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