That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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