Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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