Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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