Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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