I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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