have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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