She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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