Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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